Story #751 - Onna's Rampage

eww exams are here. I really should be studying right now, and so should anyone whos reading this.. but i dont really wanna :P. But thats not the point of this random blog which i should have done on wednesday. I wanted too.. but i wasnt really in the mood on wedensday. Alot ofthings happened the last couple days that none of you really care about.

Anywayyyy for the past week n half-ish , onna has been getting bedtime stories * dramatic music * :O. FROM ME * even more dramatic music*. i give her random stories either about thigs tht happen to me or stories i suddenly make up. cuz im just tht awesome :D. Here is one of those random stories tht onna didnt really want me to put up, but i did anyway to annoy her :).

*2 hours of procrastinating later...*

ok soo..

once apon a saturday, there was a school far far away down the street, there was this girl named Mabel Lam, and this guy named Bowen Zhu.

Bowen lived in the band room. he was a hobo, and used his flute case as a pillow. Mabel lived in the cafeteria with the little elves that live there with her. But they are not important to this story. Neither is Louis Chen , Chuck Norris, or Patrick Yen.

What was important was that exams were coming up. And that scared Sarah Wu like crazy. Then she started studying 24/7. Kimball warned her to take a break once in a while but she wouldnt listen. Sarah stressed herself out so much that she COULDN'T take a break.

On the day of the exam, Sarah took one look at her exam, and collapsed from exhaust. She fell asleep through the whole exam. When she woke up, People were starting to leave the classroom. And on her desk, was a flood of drool and a soaking wet test paper. ( lmao sara is gonna kill me for saying tht later). Sara got a zero, then she went crazy and spazed out on EVERYONE.

This sucked cuz she then bothered her sister, onna, 24/7, complaining on how she got a zero and it wasnt fair and how her drool tasted like chicken. Because of this , onna barely got any sleep. Which made a cranky onna.

The next day , onna was one step away from that line between REALLY cranky n mad. The whole day , sara had spazed at her more, ninjas destroyed her homework, and giant carrots rained down from the sky. Suddenly, Kimball comes by and pushes onna over the top. She suddenly turns into the hulk and rips up kimball's teddy bear he made for family studies. Kimball was like D:

Onna suddenly goes wild and destroyed everything in it's way. She makes her way to downtown toronto after destroying MS. REID'S classroom.. and car :D. The air force is then called. As Onna makes her way to downtown Toronto, fighter jets close in.. but as they get closer.. the pilots wonder how the hell are they supposed to shoot one person with F-16 bombers.. AIRFORCE = FAIL.

Onna makes her way to Habourfront and starts to randomly punch the water. The navy is then deployed cuz its " an attack on canadian water" (<-- eww its a pun :P) . One hour later, the battle ships reach Habourfront. But by then, onna was long gone. Boats are slow , especially in the water. NAVY = EPIC FAIL.

Soon Onna starts destroying more things. The army is called. And they finally catch onna. But by then , the city of toronto looked something like the picture below. Onna was then placed in whats left of the toronto zoo. With a sign beside her saying" Please Do Not Feed The Onna".

Based On a Ture Story.

- Ninja skillage

p.s. the photo is from haiti D:

p.s.s. good luck on exams everyone

Patrick Yen ate my title D:< + rebeling against bill 157

ummm random news lately that nobody cares about...

I threw a snow ball at onna today >:D. it was fun. i love annoying ppl. especially onna (: .. and kelly ly..maturikka .. vakene.. sara.. clara.. uhhh.. etc. etc. :D. i think ill throw snow at sara tmr .. then onna.. then repeat. then for no reason.. chung. .. and peter..and maybe alex.

kelly and albert broke up :O. *dramatic music* . that sucks. the only way i know kelly is cuz she was dating albert. like the only way i even know leeia is cuz she was with manraj ( randall thing). *rant rant*

uhh in family studies we are making teddy bears. i will call my bear : " Fail Bear". He will have the power of fail. he will look like a fail. and he will cause destruction by failing in every way possible . Mwahahahahahaha. WORLD DOMINATION!!!

I have realized tht randall had like as much drama overall as grade 9 . roughly. SOOO many things happened. especially near graduation.

On another random topic.. i am planning to rebel against the hotest topic around. No , not chuck norris, BILL 157. The next time a teacher lectures me for doing something that really isnt offensive at all... i will GIVE her a lecture. I will make a speech to her infront of the student body. then she ( im saying she cuz its easier) will send me to the office. I have this all planned out. Eventually they'll threaten to expell me. GREAT!! then i can go to another school n make the exact same speech. I WILL RALLY THE ENTIRE GTA or maybe even the entire province to rebelling against 157. ( ignore this fantasy of mine)

alright im done.

- Kim possible

p.s. i love those cake things at p-mall. The ones at china are like 2 times better. OMG i miss those D:

Sara Wu is awesome

The title has absolutely no meaning what so ever :D. WIN!! i finally remembered to blog!!



anyway i finally got over my jet lag... now im sleeping in and waking up JUST in-time for school like everyone else !! which is good based on what i have in the next couple weeks. I know i know, everyone has exams.. and grade 9s have EQAO and all. but i think im one of the people that have it the worst. Today , i spent my lunch doing a math test. Tomarrow i have another math test ( atleast it's not at lunch) AND a science test afterschool. X_X. then on monday i have another math test. And on top of that , vocal 'exams' are a week earlier than everyone elses. we sing on like the 14 or 15. which is better than the 18 or 19 WHICH IS WHEN WE HAVE EQAO D: . This is gonna be one really long month.

In other randomness, i decided to put my blogs on facebook. yea.. im addicted to facebook. which has totally spammed my notes page. which used to be empty.. honestly.. i liked it bettter when there was nothing there. hmm.. maybe it would be easier if i just blog directly on facebook...o well. anywayy.. i wanted to talk about albert and his new (and first ever) girlfriend. n how he was totally jealous and paranoid. but then i thought about something else to say. but then i forgot that and now... im spending my time and space telling you this story of how i wanted to talk about other stuff.

- PK

p.s. i have got to remember to start spamming my own blog again.

2 months ago..

finally .. im making a new blog. i cant beleive it's been 2 whole months since my last blog. X.X yea i've been busy.. and lazy. i always want to blog.. but i always say to do it later n eventually its the end of the day. This thing has turned into the feeling of homework for me. i always just procrastinate. I'm the only one of the original group of bloggers that got lazy. Philip occasionally blogs, tonya's blogging alot more now, krystal blogs practically every day. I don't read any of them though, too lazy.

I would have bloggged in china but china has blocked blogger... and facebook... and youtube. It was so boring there.I nearly got run over 3 times. 2 times by a truck and 1 time by a bus. stupid asian drivers D:<. umm yea im getting lazy again. ill stop bloggging.

note to self: blog ALOT more.

Ill just talk about mindless stuff that nobody cares about :D.

- choir boy

p.s. china sucks :D.

symphony trip

my god its been a whole month without blogging. * note to self: try to make more bligs.. TRY* ok so today the gr. 9 music students went on a trip. we went downtown to see the Toronto Symphony Orcresta.

* 2 hours later of procrastinating*

on the bus ride there.. me n kapish were singing songs from my cell on the bus ride there. then we went up a long flight of staris tht was going in a circle n found our seaats on a balcony. the TSO was boring. i nearly fell asleep like a dozen times.then when we were done we went to the eaton centre.

tht place was huge. after buying my lunch .. everyone split up even more n i went wandering around the mall looking for ppl to bother. sadly i could not find nina, kayce, nikki, or even sam. i got lost somehow. on the first floor.. i wandered my entire way to the other side of the mall. then after climbing stairs.. the only way bak was through sears. :S. so i went to the third floor. there was a hallway beside sears.. so i went through tht. after a long hallway i ended up in a entrance full of elevators n the entrance from younge street. so i had to back-track n cut through sears to get to the rest of the mall. eventually i found tonya n clara. then i stayed with them for the last 30 minutes. then everyone met up at the fountain n went to the bus.

half the group got distracted by watching this amazing grafittier. the other half ( including me) went to the bus. i put on poker face on my cell at full volume. everyone was singing along.. im still trying to get jenny to either put it on fb or give it to me so i can put it on fb :P. tthen the other half came n the bus got really noisy. Me ,kapish, n jennifer were the only ones singing on the way back cuz the others either didnt like the song or couldnt hear. we got back to milliken ( lol i almost typed randall) n yea. stayed in the music room for half an hour. then practiced color party n bought some DQ then home :P the end .. for now.

p.s. we saw a hobo eating a cheese burger n drinking starbucks on the sidewalk beside an intersection.. i was like.. ok look away n dont make eye contact...

my terrible life , DQ , n awesome ppl

O-M-G it been like 2 weeks since i last posted. srry ppl . ive been too busy with school.. n im being lazy :P.

im just going through some troubles, i will spare u all details :P . nobody ever really cares anyway. today i didnt have enough time to make lunch.. ( or my parents didnt have enough time) so i had to buy some. i dragged philip with me to DQ, where a bunch of crazy stuff happened. one of them was when philip took a straw for no reason n started biting it. dont ask me y.. but hes just being ... reta.... philip ;p. then the chasier asked him to give it bak to her.. cuz he didnt have a drink. lol cuz straws are expenxisve.. i mean they cost 1 cent!!! n yea this is short.. i met alot of new awesome ppl at milliken. one or 2 curropted but yea.. theyre alot of fun . the end

unavoidable teen drama

ugh soo busy lately for high school. soo tired.. n theres no time to blog. im backed up with stories that no body cares about too. n i now have no attention span for slow typing for my blog. ok so saturday.

i worked at the biology zone. i got half an hour breaks every 2 hours. the biology zone had 3 things. making a dna strand outta candy, slime, and extracting dna out of a banana (which i didnt do cuz its like university stuff). so i wored at candy dna. the festival just started so thre wasnt much work. then i had a break. i visited the others. n then after my break was over.. my tent was surrounded by kids. so i ran in n worked at slime station. basiclly the slime was glue + borax (whatever that is) n water. so the colored the glue green n put borax in the water. then when a kid wanted slime we just poured some glue in n the got slime. after like 2 hours we started running out of green glue. why? because those ids loved coming in waves. when one kid wants something all the kids in the surrounding area come n want some too. so then we started making blue slime for variety. n when that was done.. pink slime.

by lunch we went through 3 bottles.. and that was just the slime.. the candy dna were just flying out. i went for lunch n rushed bak cuz we were under-manned. at about 4 ,my tent shut down cuz we used all our supplies. then everyone had to pack up n pick up garbage. eww. n yea over all i got 13 hours so thats pretty good. 27 hours left to go.